Tony: I Learned Not to Ask Why

Tony witnessed my rolling pin cellulite routine for the first time this morning. Our conversation went something like this.

I get out the rolling pin.

Tony: You are actually going to do that in front of me?

Me: [laughing] Yeah. [I begin rolling in my cellulite cream]

Tony: You know, I've always questioned why women do certain things to make themselves look beautiful; like when they put the cucumbers on their eyes. But after witnessing that, I learned not to ask why any more.